Uh, like let's drop all the uh B.S. and like, you know, do it.

Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!

Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!

Do you remember Crayola Crayons? They used to have this color...Blizzard Blue. It was my favorite color and I could never figure out why. But I just realized why, your eyes...Blizzard Blue.

That's how you Hardcore Lesbian SEX!

Are you Jeff's girlfriend? No? Don't you know Jeff? He told me he was dating the MOST PERFECT ANGEL IN TOWN I saw you here and assumed it was you.

If you were a car, I wax you and ride you all over town.

Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?

I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?

Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?

If I pet you, would you follow me home?

May I flirt with you?

Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.

I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

Hi, I am your slave, take me home and mistreat me.

Hi, I have big feet.

Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!

Hey, do you exercise? Can I be your thighmaster?

I'd love you like a snowstorm: I'd give you 8 to 10 inches and you wouldn't be able to leave the house for 3 days.